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A glimpse of autumn nature, out by Pomme de Terre North Lake. (B.W. photo) |
Note to readers: "Morris of Course" is a companion website to my
older site which is called "I Love Morris." Thanks a lot if you've
visited both! Local sports reviews generally go on "I Love Morris."
Because I have posted more frequently on sports this past fall, and
because many of the sports reviews aren't particularly long, I have
inserted some general interest commentary as sort of a post-script. If you are not interested in reading the game reviews, you
may not have been aware of the unrelated stuff. Assuming you might be
interested, I have assembled much of that here today on "Morris of
Course," as sort of a compendium or potpourri or whatever you might want
to call it. Why am I posting more often on sports? It is because of the
often-sluggish performance of the local newspaper with its website.
Nice name for a lake - let's revive it? (posted October 2)
The
"Lake Crissey" name has faded from general use through the years. I
don't think it was ever cancelled. It's the name for what we would
otherwise call "the Pomme de Terre reservoir." You know, it's that body
of water out at Pomme de Terre City Park. It was once a state park. It
once had a popular "earthen pool" right next to the river.
You see, "Lake Crissey" is a wide spot on the Pomme de Terre River.
So is Pomme de Terre (or Perkins) Lake north of Morris, along with
"Middle Pomme de Terre" and "Pomme de Terre North."
I have suggested before that "Pomme de Terre" gets used too much
and thus we can get confusion. Whatever, the city park has wonderful
aesthetic qualities that attract campers, walkers, bicyclists and
everyone.
Our city park out there once had the name "Riverside Park." The
local Kiwanis coined that name in the mid-1930s. The dam was not yet
fully constructed. Oddly the name didn't catch on. Once the dam was
fully up and running, the lake and beach became a magnet for people. The lake (or reservoir) took on the name "Lake Crissey." It was
named for A.D. Crissey who was the region's state representative and who
supported the creation of the dam and park.
It's a nice name, isn't it?
It rolls off the tongue easily. It's nicer than "Pomme de Terre
Reservoir," wouldn't you say?.
I first heard the name when I was doing an article for the local
print media on the biking/walking trail. I was handed a map that had
"Lake Crissey" on it. I was intrigued, asked a question or two, and got
some background.
It turns out "Lake Crissey" had faded from popular use years
earlier. Perhaps one reason is that this lake doesn't really seem like a
lake. It doesn't seem quite big enough and it hasn't been used for
swimming in a long time. There was some swimming there when I was a kid,
enough to justify a diving raft. Today the feeling you get when
visiting there, pleasant as it is, is that it's just a wide spot on the
river.
So what? I would like to suggest here and now that "Lake Crissey"
be fully restored as the name for this body of water. It's a reminder of
our history. The City of Morris should put a sign up. How about it?
Whither old school property? (posted September 18)
The recent suggestion of an outdoor pool for the old school
property should have many of us feeling like Bill Murray in "Groundhog
Day."
I mean, the proposal has come up with regularity through the years.
It's almost embarrassing because we can't seem to realize this goal. We
eventually did realize the goal of an indoor ice arena. Perhaps we all
take that for granted now. That's fine, but I remember well the days
when hockey was kind of a "church mice" sport in Morris - a sandlot type
of sport.
It was "mission accomplished" with the ice arena, our Lee Community
Center, but the outdoor pool continues as kind of a mirage in our
heads. It's a lofty idea or goal, and we have in fact flirted with
success.
We had the "earthen pool" out at Pomme de Terre City Park for a time. It was all the rage when it opened but then it faded.
More recently we have gotten the "spray park" built at the city
park. I don't know to what extent that has been successful. But I doubt
many of us judge that as a substitute for a real outdoor pool. So we
hear again that clarion call that a new pool is needed in Morris, an
echo of many such cries through the years.
I remember writing a feature article about this for the local print
media back in about 1980. I remember two female lobbyists showing up at
a city council meeting. They much appreciated the attention I gave the
subject. But there was no immediate action.
We eventually got that earthen pool. For some reason that couldn't
get established for the long term. So a void is once again seen.
And now we hear the call for a new pool on the old school property.
I'm not sure why we had to wait for this property to become available.
I'm not even sure why the City of Morris ended up with the property
dumped in its lap. But whatever, we're moving forward and now there's
the high-profile suggestion of getting this new pool.
A good idea? Naturally, but it's much easier coming up with new ideas than paying for them.
Had the community really wanted this asset, why not initiate it at
Green River Park? Green River is quite ideally located in terms of being
convenient for residential neighborhoods. The old school property is on
the northern end of town.
I'm skeptical about whether there's potential for any kind of
development on the old school property. A new outdoor pool? Maybe it's
worthy of looking at, but we as a community need to reach a resolution
on this. Let's either get one or move on from this dream.
The suggestion has one feeling like Bill Murray (listening to Sonny and Cher at wakeup-time).
McDonald's not enough? (posted October 5)
I'm healthier today than I should be. I attempted to have my
evening meal at McDonald's in Morris on Thursday and Friday nights, but I
had to depart. Customers were crowding there. As I left on Friday, I
noticed cars backed up for what seemed like a block from the drive-in
window. Had I waited to be served, the wait would have been too long and
uncomfortable.
I have noticed that sometimes McDonald's has only one cash register
going when they should have two. A customer waiting in line behind me
pointed this out once. Sometimes a customer will be at the counter being
served a large and complicated order. It takes time.
So, maybe there should be benches for waiting, or maybe the
place should operate like a traditional restaurant where you take your
seat and get "waited on." At least you could sit and relax.
But McDonald's is "fast food." Problem is, fast food establishments
are not as fast as they used to be. One reason is their menus have
gotten larger. It's a trade-off: Do you want to emphasize speed of
service or variety of selections? I don't know, but the glut of business
that sometimes happens at our McDonald's is calling for some sort of
remedy.
It was kind of sad Friday night, seeing this little oasis of a
business with bright lights on the north end of town attracting such a
crowd of people wanting a service, while the rest of the town seemed
deader than a doornail. Something is out of whack in terms of supply and
demand.
Either we need a second fast-food restaurant, like we had for a
while with Burger King, or McDonald's needs to expand or otherwise
adjust its service for those "runs" of business.
A bus pulled in while I was there on Thursday. Buses are to be
expected from time to time. Like any business, McDonald's should strive
to serve all its customers in an effective way all the time. It's a
community or Chamber of Commerce issue.
Bring back Burger King? Is it true our local McDonald's pulled
certain strings to see that the Burger King would leave? That's fine as
long as McDonald's can handle the demand henceforth. I'm not sure it
can.
If anyone associated with our local McDonald's reads this, don't
cuss or gnash your teeth. You should be thankful for people like me who
care about your business.
"I'm lovin' it?" Well, not all the time.
Oh, what did I end up having for supper on Thursday and Friday nights? A bowl of Grape Nuts Flakes and whole wheat toast.
Fan mail from some flounder (posted September 13)
I was walking home from my breakfast at McDonald's the other
morning when a car pulled up beside me and the window rolled down. This
charming citizen informed me that in her view, the Morris newspaper isn't nearly as good as when I was there.
Obviously there is a lot I could say about this. The reason I have
rolled up my sleeves of late writing about Tiger sports is that the
newspaper has seemed to exude more lethargy than usual, certainly in
terms of its website. If the coverage isn't later, it's minimal or
skeletal. It might have originated from the Willmar newspaper.
I learned long ago that the Willmar paper is quite fallible when
the Tigers play on the road. That's because the home team coaches call
in.
But even if the material weren't fallible, we have kind of an empty
feeling when our own Morris paper relies on material from Willmar. I
assume the Morris paper has an employee who "gets in free" with a "press
pass" for home games. Thus there's an expectation that the Morris paper
will give a rip.
If this attitude is not forthcoming, then I have a theory as to
why. I shared this with a sports parent at the Morris Public Library
recently. The day may come when the newspaper pleads that it really
can't do a good job without "sponsorship" (i.e. sponsorship specifically
of sports coverage). I guarantee you this is their mindset these days.
And don't think my theory is outlandish. Who would have thought ten
years ago that people would have to pay for obituaries? Today they do,
by paying something like 50 bucks to the funeral home which then pays
the paper.
We already have "sucker businesses" in Morris who pay to be in the
paper's "sucker ads." This is the term used by some in the newspaper
industry for those "ads" which are just a block of space with some
benevolent or promotional theme at the top, and then you see lists of
businesses below. I'm sure you know what I'm referring to.
Even the MACA sports schedules appear each season in a "sucker ad"
form, with those tiny - yes, very tiny - boxes along the edge with
businesses' names. If you have paid for such an ad, think of how you
might spend this money better. You could give it to the Sports Boosters
or the Morris Area School Foundation, where the money would have
tangible results. You don't have to send it to Fargo where the newspaper
is owned out of.
Just stop and think, please.
And most importantly, keep supporting the Tigers!
Should "visitors' comments" be re-visited? (posted September 7)
I'm starting to get the notion that our Morris Area school board will rue the day it began the "visitors' comments."
The public has historically not made a big deal of this, or at
least that's my impression. Lately, though, I get the impression that
"visitors' comments" might be becoming a forum in which parents with a
variety of beefs are going to show up and hang them out to dry.
Free speech? Of course we have free speech. The question is
process. Should anyone just be allowed to show up and squawk about
something? This perhaps isn't even the crux of the problem.
The crux may be the inclination of a certain media business in
Morris to highlight a "squawk" in its subsequent coverage, as
if that item had the most gravity on that night. A parent will come and
vent and then see that subject get headline treatment. The public
observes and realizes this is a platform for getting grievances aired.
Which is fine, but grievances could get disproportionate attention
in the scheme of things. We all know it's tremendously easy for school
parents to develop their little gripes, not that they are all to be
dismissed, of course, but it's impossible running a school to please
everyone all the time.
Here's the danger I see now: A pattern of complaints getting
disproportionate attention in the press, could get administrators
discouraged, feeling under siege as it were. They might become jaded and
cynical before their time. And we don't want them to have that kind of
outlook. We want them to be cheery and idealistic as long as possible.
I have seen certain school administrators get worn down in my life.
It's a daunting job they have. And I'm not sure school board members
should have to sit there listening to comments on subjects that may not
be under their direct purview. Many such comments ought to go directly
to an administrator, perhaps via email, and get a response on those
terms with no newspaper headline involved.
It is ridiculous that the school's most reasonable no-hat (in
classroom) policy became a tempest in a teapot recently. A certain media
manager in Morris greased the skids on that, crossing a line in terms
of propriety, in my view. I don't think this community has been torn
apart at all on the hat policy.
This pass-fail hubbub of late could probably be adjudicated without
the public demonstration at the school board meeting. Parents who wish
to speak for "visitors' comments" should perhaps at least be screened
beforehand, to see if the subject is really proper for the board to
listen to in such a formal setting.
Other than that, let's have a happy and successful new school year at MAHS!
Anniversary of infamy today (posted on September 11)
I'm writing this post on September 11, 2013. I remember showing up
at the (now vacated) Morris Sun Tribune building on the morning of
September 11, 2001, entering through the back which was typical, and
being told a plane hit the World Trade Center (or "Twin Towers").
I remember being in New York City in the summer of 1972 and using
my Kodak Instamatic to shoot a photo right from the base of the towers,
which were at the time new and I don't think even fully implemented yet.
It will be haunting to look at that photo.
Instamatics were the "camera for the masses" at that time and not
real impressive. We're so spoiled today having digital cameras with
quite fine quality, ease of operation and economy! Of course I don't
have one yet. I always trail fairly far behind when it comes to
technology. I use my Canon AE-1 35mm camera at Tiger football games. I
feel rather like Paul Bunyan and his axe competing with the folks with
chainsaws.
But I'm proud of my work.
I wrote a 9/11 remembrance post in 2011. Here is the permalink to that. Thank you for reading. - B.W.
Newspaper publishes paean (posted on September 20)
I noticed a feature article on a former superintendent in a recent
Morris newspaper. I don't buy the paper but I can occasionally page
through at a public place.
I saw a feature article on a fellow named Frank Fox. He is deceased.
I wondered at first if this was the first in a series of articles
on former supers. That would be an interesting concept. I wrote a blog
post at the time Dennis Rettke passed away, sharing some personal
recollections and acknowledging what I felt were his strong points. All
supers have strong points or they wouldn't have reached that level in
their careers.
I'm starting to think the newspaper feature on Mr. Fox was a
one-shot deal. It was written by someone not on the newspaper staff.
Maybe someone with personal connections to Frank Fox just wanted to see
this article, written as a paean, done. I don't blame them.
But I'm not sure that Fox, who really wasn't here that long
(1947-56), needs to be put on a pedestal relative to any other supers. I suspect he worked in a
time when people in his position had greater latitude to run the
system, as opposed to a later time when unionization and the empowerment
of unions created a quite different complexion.
I was in high school when a fellow named Fred Switzer was
superintendent. I think Mr. Switzer had the misfortune of working in a
time when the teachers union really had its claws out. I remember a time
when the spectre of teacher strikes seemed to be looming quite
regularly around Minnesota.
I remember attending a public discussion at the Grant County Fair,
Herman, one year where an exasperated individual (I believe either an
active or retired superintendent) talked about how teacher strikes were
"tearing apart" small communities. Charlie Berg was part of that
discussion, I recall.
Teachers unions still exist. But it seems the system has been
tweaked so that their activities aren't as disruptive as they once were.
Oh, we all love teachers. But we want to stay on an even keel.
Fred Switzer himself told me about the tremendous amount of time
required to get every "i" dotted and "t" crossed in negotiations with
teachers. I also seem to recall there was a nucleus or clique of
teachers here - I could name names but I won't - who were aggressive and
parochial on these matters, pursuing sort of a scorched-earth policy
vs. that big bad administration (and board).
Working under these circumstances, it would have been impossible
for Mr. Switzer to have wrapped up his career here drawing such warm
feelings as did Mr. Frank Fox (evidently).
I would say Mr. Switzer was a "maligned" superintendent. Which
means that he got criticism but that much of it was undeserved or
overstated. He was here a long time. I think he knew the ropes.
It is true that some phases of extracurricular declined during
Fred's tenure. Even here I'm not sure he deserves much if any of the
blame. Schools were going through retrenchment that meant they'd have to
bite the bullet and allow volunteers to play a bigger role, especially
with elementary athletics.
Morris dragged its feet on this, and it was that nucleus of activist
and parochial teachers, that I have already alluded to, that bears the
blame. Volunteers were anathema to all their aims. I'm quite sure that
if a volunteer were walking down a school hallway and said "hello," many
of the teachers wouldn't say anything back.
I think this climate has been addressed now. The MACA
extracurricular is right in line with other schools, maybe superior. But
it was a tough battle to fight for a long time. I was there. I was at
that sports banquet/program of infamy back in about 1987. Many of you
not familiar might not even believe me, if I were to tell you bout it.
It's not a "tale from the crypt" but it's close.
Mr. Switzer should get his due. Maybe the newspaper can continue a
series of profiles of former supers. It's really a pretty good idea.
That paean about Frank Fox was quite fine. Now let's see some more.
What's in a name? (posted October 4)
The Washington D.C. team of the National Football League has always
given us interesting stories. The current one has to do with the
nickname.
That name has the same unsavory air as the "Charlie Chan" movies.
You know, those Charlie Chan movies that now appear to have been
blackballed, all because a certain cable movie channel once announced
plans for a "Charlie Chan Marathon." There was a tempest of a reaction,
just like when Trent Lott opined that America would be better off if
Strom Thurmond, the old Dixiecrat, had been elected president.
Old westerns are treading rough water in terms of still having
circulation among the public or getting on television, "marathon" or
not. The Washington D.C. team of the NFL is of course called the
"Redskins." The name is right out of an old John Wayne type of western,
right in there with other terms like "pale face" and phenomena like
smoke signals and "Indians lining up on the hill" (ready to charge and
scream).
No doubt there was conflict and misery in the old west. But to take
a term like "redskins" and attach it to a contemporary sports team,
making Native Americans a sheer mascot, is unacceptable in the year
2013.
I remember when Charlie Berg, a long-time politician from West
Central Minnesota, used the term "smoke signals" in a quote of note.
Berg has an uncanny talent for delivering the quotable quote. He even
continued that during the big local protest vs. the proposed jail in
Stevens County.
He once talked about how his constituents might get lost trying to
find a big league sports stadium in Minneapolis. Dick Guindon of the
Star Tribune did a cartoon on this, showing Berg delivering this
statement not in the capitol but in a nearby church cathedral (i.e. with
dome), because he had gotten lost.
Remember Guindon? He did the famous cartoon of Minnesota kids
"walking to school backwards" against a wind in mid-winter, part of the
panorama of our (beloved) Minnesota lifestyle.
"Redskins" should be ushered aside. The new name for the Washington
D.C. franchise should be "Red Tails," honoring the Tuskegee Airmen.
This suggestion is being put forth strongly vs. the stubborn owner of
the team.
When I was a kid, the Washington NFL team was known as the "over
the hill gang," a group of older players who were more than the sum of
their parts, coached by the eccentric George Allen. I believe Allen
eventually got blackballed from the league because, legend has it, he
made a coaching decision based on the (gambling) pointspread for a game.
That's an utter no-no.
The Redskins also gave us the ungodly sight of Joe Theismann experiencing a compound fracture in the leg on national TV.
The Redskins also made it clear through Doug Williams that
African-Americans, lest there be any doubt, could man the quarterback
position with 100 per cent capability and acceptance. It took a while.
Today the Washington quarterback is the African-American "R.G. III"
who has found himself in controversy not because of his skin color, but
because he was likely exposed to unreasonable risk of aggravated
serious injury in last year's playoffs, perhaps jeopardizing the rest of
his career.
The "Redskins" name might be the least of the NFL's problems now,
as the revelations keep coming on the unacceptable health risks all
players have playing the game.
Go Vikings? I couldn't care less.
Media happenings (posted September 24)
Looking at the want ads in the Morris newspaper, it looks as though turnover is happening at the Morris newspaper.
It is my opinion that the newspaper is not a pleasant work environment.
We all know changes are happening with newspapers. The Internet has
been a highly disruptive force for this medium. This is a good
development for the general public but it creates obvious stress with
the print media. Newspapers no longer have the entitled position they
once did. They are trying to preserve whatever niche they have left.
Technology has allowed more work to be consolidated, to be done in
central locations (like with Detroit Lakes, relative to the Morris
newspaper). History books may someday tell us that networked computers
were the biggest job killers of all time.
The Morris newspaper is owned by a chain which means it can harness
all of the current trends. Does that mean it puts out a better product?
Heavens no. But it can use synergy to cut costs.
Being an employee in a business that aggressively seeks to cut
costs means watching your back. The modern corporation works the numbers
constantly to optimize profit. Employees are statistics.
The heroes in the movie "Moneyball" (Brad Pitt) weren't the
players. Rather we saw the cutting-edge approach with numbers analysis,
using computers, trumping all the judgment that the scouts once made. It
was a numbers proposition. You plugged in certain players that together
had the odds favor them vs. most opponents.
But it wasn't about the players, not about their hopes, their
dreams or their families. It was about the numbers and ultimately the
money.
I don't know all the details about what is happening at the Morris
Sun Tribune. I could scrounge around but have felt no strong impulse to
do so. I suspect there is an atmosphere of instability and never
reaching a status quo that can be comfortable for an indefinite period.
Should we care? Historically we have felt we should care about the
stability of our newspapers. But that was when papers were in their
entitled era, when they performed functions that couldn't easily be
duplicated in any other way in the community. We have come light years
from that.
People can get information at the micro level from their computer.
The systems may have been a little specialized at first. The average
layman might have been a little slow catching on to it.
I remember about seven years ago telling a friend that my photos
were being posted on the Morris Eagles baseball website. This
individual, who had a good education and worked at the soils lab, said
"how do you find it?"
The average person is far more well-versed today "finding stuff" on
the world wide web. Search engines are anything but a mystery. (We can
be nostalgic about "Alta Vista.")
"Friday Facts" from our Morris Area Chamber of Commerce is getting
better continually, as a bulletin board for upcoming events in our
community.
I have continually needled the school district about how it should
make its website more of a PR and outreach tool to the whole community. I
have continually needled businesses in Morris to quit supporting those
"sucker ads" in the Morris newspaper, which simply extract money from
businesses with no tangible return.
Old habits fade slowly. Let's hasten the process.
I'm delighted to perform journalism with no need for a printing
press. It's the year 2013. If you are going to spend money on
advertising in print, then do it with Heather Storck's "Morris Area
Merchant" publication. It's entirely local in its orientation. It
doesn't exist to serve Fargo, ND.
In the days before Peyton Manning (posted September 27)
"The Book of Manning" is a much-promoted special on ESPN these
days. I remember Archie Manning not as the revered patriarch but as a
young quarterback coming out of Ole Miss, much heralded.
It seems we'll never know how good ol' Archie could have been. His
pro career was quite full, lasting 14 years. You'd think at some point
he'd be part of a team that could assemble winning pieces. Instead, he
seemed destined to play in situations where his talent was held back.
Clearly this is how football history portrays him.
Many of us might not remember he had a stint with our Minnesota
Vikings. He came here in a celebrated trade, joined by Dave Casper who
was another huge name. I remember the Star Tribune headline word for
word: "Vikings get Manning, Casper in trade." It made our jaws drop.
Trades involving big names often aren't what they seem. Players get
nicked up through the years. Far from leading Bud Grant's Vikings to
the summit, the pair limped along in a mostly forgettable phase.
What fun it would have been had Manning been in top form at
quarterback and led the Vikings to some glory. Maybe he was just
disoriented being north of the Mason-Dixon Line. This was a man of the
very Deep South having played for Ole Miss and then the New Orleans
Saints.
As a Viking I recall him getting sacked often and violently, so
much so, I remember Del Sarlette saying that the sight of Manning at the
end of a sack was like Beetle Bailey having just been beat up by Sarge.
I also remember a "highlight scene" where Manning, on the run, made
an awkward and inappropriate, for him, underhand pass attempt. It was a
blooper candidate.
Manning's time with the Vikings isn't recalled in ESPN's "The Book
of Manning." Today his reputation is probably inflated. Minus the wins,
we just can't assume how good he really was. His sons carry the football
banner to be sure.
Peyton threw seven touchdown passes in the season opener. The
previous pro QB to do that? It was Joe Kapp of our Minnesota Vikings.
Yes, I remember Kapp as something other than an old man getting into a
fight with another old man in a YouTube video.
Kapp threw seven touchdown passes on September 28, 1969, in a 52-14
win over Baltimore (the Colts, not the Ravens). His feat was on a warm
Sunday afternoon at Metropolitan Stadium, Bloomington. Kapp threw passes
to 12 different teammates that day.
Jim Souhan sketches a history of Vikings quarterbacks in his column
today (9/27). He might have written more about the season when the
position was up for grabs among three players. I remember that season
well because it was the first when I really followed pro football and
the Vikings. It's not so much that I reached a certain age, it was more
of a case that we had just gotten the "able cable" (cable TV).
Coach Grant had acquired Norm Snead in the off-season. Many of us
assumed that the well-established Snead would take over. Grant wasn't
completely sold. Knowledgable friends told me Snead threw over the
middle too much to suit Grant, who was very risk-averse. Remember, the
rules didn't favor passing in those days so much as today.
Grant set up a three-way competition for the starting quarterback
job. Gary Cuozzo was in this along with Bob Lee, who also punted. Lee
had an advantage of height and stature. He ended up winning out.
Those were the days of the heralded "purple people," when our
defense could really apply a vise. Alan Page was a long ways from
showing his sober wisdom as a Minnesota Supreme Court justice. He was a
supreme lineman, not always quite on the same page with the stoic Grant.
Us boomers have fond memories. We have seen many quarterbacks come
and go since. For the record, Archie Manning is in there, unfortunately
as a footnote, perhaps worthy of a Beetle Bailey cartoon.
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota -
bwilly73@yahoo.com