MACA softball overpowers Montevideo in twin bill

We can sure count on MACA softball rolling over a lot of regular season opponents. And so it goes. The Tigers were overpowering in their Monday doubleheader against Montevideo. Action was at home. And the scores were 16-1 and 19-0 over the Thunder Hawks. 

All such regular season success is super. But the question that hovers - has for years - is whether the Tigers can get past the southern Minnesota teams in the section. Well, that's a long way off as of right now. Let's enjoy the April success as we get impatient waiting for nicer weather to come along. Yes I'm impatient. Am I just getting old and maybe a little crotchety? Oh I don't think I'm alone. 

Right now the weather unpleasantness is in the form of fog. It was quite thick as I departed to town for breakfast. It hangs in the air as of 9:30 a.m. Wouldn't a summer-like day be rather like a miracle? Or, how about a succession of such days? 

Regular season winning thrills are a norm for MACA Tiger softball. And so is the presence of Mary Holmberg as head coach. What a miracle with longevity she is! I covered Tiger softball for the Morris paper back in the program's first year, I believe 1979. Jimmy Carter was president. (I think Carter was much more genuine presenting himself as an ally of Christianity than our current president.) 

The coach all through the program's storied history has been Holmberg. Now let's see, Mary, if you can guide the program past the shoals of the section tournament this season!

 

Tigers 16, Montevideo 1

Holy cow the MACA bats were really sizzling as the twin bill unfolded: 17 hits by the orange and black in the first game. And just two by the T-Hawks. The game was abbreviated to four innings. 

Sure seems like Monte girls teams have taken lumps this school year. I recall that Monte was on the losing side of a historically one-sided girls basketball game this past winter. The winner that night was BOLD. That outcome prompted me to write a blog post where I wondered if people even make an issue of "running up the score" anymore. There was a time when we might hear such an outcry. But times do appear to have changed. Changed since the days when Morris girls basketball could be on the short end of such affairs. Like against Wheaton or New London-Spicer. And I was left puzzled: Why were we so handicapped? And why didn't more people ask questions? 

The kind of number that MACA softball did on Monte Monday revives the issue of imbalance. Maybe we should save some of our runs for the section tournament, like against Jackson County Central et al. 

The Tigers were actually scoreless in the first two innings of Game 1. But wow, what a contrast the third inning was! Twelve runs. Then the Tigers polished things off with a four-run fourth. Our line  score was 16 runs, 17 hits and the perfect "zero" for errors. Talk about mid-season form in April! 

Let's roll up our sleeves to take a look at the hitting parade. Addi Cihak is my neighbor so I'll put her at the front of the line: two hits in three at-bats and two runs scored. Way to go Addi! Then we see Aina Rose with a triple and a walk, two runs scored and two RBIs. 

Harmony Coverdale had a hot bat at three-for-four with one of her hits a double. She scored three runs and drove in three. (Sometimes I think her name is "Cloverdale" but no it's "Coverdale.") 

Samantha Konz was unstoppable as she put up three-for-three numbers. She scored a run and drove in two. Brenna Jergenson was quite in the zone and she had a double and triple as part of going three-for-four. She stole two bases, scored two runs and drove in four. 

Ryla Koehler had a hit, walked, stole a base, scored a run and drove in a run. Ashlin Gibson crossed home plate once. Nora Boyle doubled, drew a walk and drove in a run. Haley Kill went two-for-two and got hit-by-pitch. She scored a run and drove in two runs. Miu Lu Asche stole a base and scored a run. Jade Marty had a hit and a run scored. 

Nora Boyle was our pitcher and she struck out seven batters, issued just one walk and allowed just two hits. 

What a superb showing by the Tigers. I think I did justice to the team by going through the Game 1 highlights. I'm sure Game 2 mirrored the complexion of Game 1. Haley Kill gets a shout-out as pitcher. Lots of exciting action lies ahead. Right now the team stands at 3-0.

And really Dear Lord, how about some weather that brings thoughts of summer?

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

Saturday of Easter weekend w/ blanket of snow

"Leporiphobia" is fear of the Easter bunny.

 

There's "Maundy Thursday" and then "Good Friday" but what of Saturday? Saturday of Easter weekend? I'm barely aware of the terminology so I'm in no position to elaborate. "Maundy?" I haven't a clue. But it surely is Easter weekend as I write this. Writing this as I look to the north through my quite large picture windows. I shouldn't say "my" as it's my family home even though I'm the only one left. The Williams family home has quite nice picture windows on both the north and south sides. Nice view through either. We are "semi-rural" up next to the soils laboratory. 

Saturday of Easter weekend 2026 is marked by a "winter wonderland" outside. It has been futile trying to hope for truly pleasant weather that would contrast with winter. Winter may have its (limited) charms but we've had enough of it by now, n'est-ce pas? Wouldn't it be nice to crank up the riding lawn mower to see if it's ready for another year? 

 

In flux? 

The local pest control company appears to be undergoing sort of a "revolt." I was a pushover for the "insurgents" and so now the new name is "Exodus 8." I noticed the Exodus 8 name on the bait station in front of DeToy's Restaurant as well. The changeover seemed to happen in a rather odd way. The cost will now be higher - it never goes the other way - but the stations will be checked four times a year now, not twice. And frankly I like that. 

I discovered one dead mouse in my basement in November. But I have not detected any live ones since the pest control service started. I have never had what you'd call an "infestation" but I finally arrived at a zero-tolerance policy. Several years ago I had the bat specialist come. A bat was in the basement, heavens. The guy who took the calls for the eradication service said the people who call them want someone to come quickly! My problem was solved. The guy had a pretty firm theory on what the problem was, but he addressed three potential problems. 

 

Good Shepherd Church, Morris

A Christian time, but. . . 

So here we are on Easter weekend of 2026 and we ought to feel the proper solemnity. But how are we to understand Easter or Christianity itself? How to understand in the curious age in which the faith has gotten enmeshed hopelessly in politics. Go out to Good Shepherd Church in the barren stretches north of Morris and you'll be among people who voted 100 percent for Trump. And politics most definitely colors their church attitudes. 

Other Stevens County churches are not too far from this church's example. But Good Shepherd was this new "refuge" for many of the alienated souls from the standard Lutheran churches that were such a bulwark when I grew up. And I'm not suggesting that those places were exactly fountains of joy. 

I think most boomers will say that they went to church "because they were supposed to." And, that much of church life seemed to be designed to make you feel guilty. In the process it was boring too. It was an obligation. Did our parents know it was impressing us this way? Or did they care? 

Our parents felt we should simply appreciate the things they were giving us. How could you argue that we shouldn't? But our parents had the power, had they chosen to seize it, of rising up en masse to get the government to withdraw our young men from Vietnam. It got to the point where my generation did not even want to hear the reasons spelled out on why we were involved in the war. 

My pastor at First Lutheran Church would never have been so bold as to say the war was a tragic mistake. We knew he was a Nixon Republican. He probably asked us to "pray for the troops." Oh fine, like that was a constructive step. Was that supposed to make us feel better? So we could go home after church with sound conscience? 

 

Use proper lens 

On this Saturday morning of Easter weekend 2026, we're supposed to be so focused on one missing pilot in Iran. One missing pilot! And in the withdrawal from Afghanistan, 13 U.S. soldiers killed. And man, Kevin Cramer of North Dakota in his re-election campaign made hay out of the 13. But put these figures into context. They say that one death is a tragedy and several hundred a "statistic." Or let's make that close to 60,000 in Vietnam - U.S. soldiers directly killed as a result of the conflict. Countless others in a more indirect way in the years following. 

We lost the war. And why were the parents of the boomers not more aware of the grand scale of the needless tragedy? American boys simply being cut down, killed in many ways most certainly violent. And this passed muster with that older generation? Those folks had John Wayne as a cheerleader for them just as today we have Sean Hannity and others in the same role. 

"Conservatives" always learn to sing off the same page. They feel that the spirit of jingoism is the "brave" stance. 

I assert war is nothing but bad. 

Our congressperson Michelle Fischbach is singing off the predictable script. Why is it that these people can never surprise us? 

Vietnam had to end regardless of the prevailing sentiment, for one primary reason. We were "killing our own colonels." This was "fragging." The term grew from the common technique of a fragmentation hand grenade placed on the bed of a commanding officer. Oftentimes it was just a threat. But lives were taken this way. The "grunts" did not want a commanding officer to order a certain action based on that officer's desire to "use John Wayne tactics" to get his picture in his hometown paper. 

 

John Wayne

Can't ignore Hollywood

John Wayne gave us the movie "The Green Berets" which Roger Ebert described as obscene. The truth about John Wayne was that he was a master of the movie industry and he knew that the drama and conflict of military engagements were really good fodder for movies. He gave us the movie "The Alamo." Turns out that the Mexicans were really the good guys through all that because they were fighting against slavery. The Mexicans did lose in the long run. But they totally overran the Alamo which was not even a fort, it was a Spanish mission. 

John Wayne was way too old for his role in the WWII movie "The Longest Day." Hollywood has typically called on actors who were too old for their roles in war movies. I would suggest the reason is that Hollywood hesitates to show the reality of how it is young men who overwhelmingly bear the brunt. It might seem tragically immoral to reflect the truth. 

 

Can Christ prevail? 

On this Saturday of Easter weekend we wonder if the MAGA imprint on Christianity is going to be long-lasting or even permanent. If it is truly entrenched, can we persuade young people to join the faith? Donald Trump is a dangerous lying fool. We have had ten years to have this sink in, and it has not yet. 

Michelle Fischbach

Michelle Fischbach is jingoistic probably because she senses there is political hay to be made from this. And so ironic: a big priority of MAGA over the last few years has been "no new Mideast wars." We are so human an animal. Not sure I'm using that quote right but it seems apt anyway. 

We will all have to deal with a major new burst of inflation. Interest rates cannot be cut at the present time or even in the next 12 months, apparently, in case that is important to you. 

Oh to have a classy and example-setting president again. And this individual does not have to be in the news every day. Do we really need to be led along by Trump every day of our lives? I am personally affronted by this. 

Jesus Christ thought it was so important to forgive your adversaries. Does Trump know the meaning of this? If not, then please explain yourselves. Oh my, you won't. You will engage in name-calling against people like me. Would this pass muster with your Lord and Savior?

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

Day the "Chase" music died in Jackson County

It's in southern Minnesota.

My recent writing about Jackson County reminded me of a tragedy from music history. So it's pop music or to be more precise, jazz-rock. A cutting edge performer in the field was Bill Chase. He played his trumpet in big bands like Woody Herman before forging his own identity. Not sure he really became a household name. I was sure rooting for him. 

I was not present for the one time he played in Morris. The concert made one impression, according to the people I talked with later. "Loud!" Well it was fashionable in those times of the early '70s. Music was "cool" if it was loud. This in the judgment of my boomer generation. 

Seems strange: wanting to hear live music or a recording played so loud, it was uncomfortable to listen to. Bill Chase had sensitivity to the prevailing standards. So he "cranked it up" with the volume in his appearance in the early '70s. We might have forgotten how a premium was placed on sheer volume. 

Legend has it regarding the Chase performance in Morris, about half the crowd left during a break, so off-put they were by the volume. Such a shame because Chase's artistry was top-notch. He had carved out a new type of sound with a unique instrumentation to boot. 

Trumpets! Yes this group was a celebration of the trumpet. Nothing subtle about the instrument! This was Bill's "axe." He had a full trumpet section with him. The group had a vocalist that fit right in with the gravelly sound of some top male vocalists of the time. Think Kenny Rogers along with the group "Blood, Sweat and Tears." But "Chase" was not really derivative. 

Jackson County was where it all came to an end. I wrote about the place recently because of our Morris boys basketball team playing Jackson County Central in the section tournament. The game was in fact for the section championship. And the game was played down south too at Southwest State in Marshall. 

Our basketball team alas came out on the losing end. So the JCC Huskies advanced. And in state they lost to Albany, in fact got demolished by Albany. (Albany too is the "Huskies.") A major irony or surprise is that our Tigers had beaten Albany in the regular season. Go figure comparative scores. 

 

Bill Chase's third album

Tragedy 

Bill Chase was working on a fourth studio album in 1974 when he was en route to a performance at the Jackson County Fair. Shudder, his name was added to the list of musicians who were ill-fated because of plane travel. His life was taken in a crash of a Piper Twin Comanche. Bill was 39 years old. Three of his group members were on board and they died too. So did the pilot and co-pilot. 

 

Innovation in music 

The "Chase" group had its start in 1971. Bill established a style that had pop, rock and blues. Four trumpeters were featured and they often played "cascading notes." Truly that was the trademark. If there is one tune you are likely to remember, it is "Get It On." Our high school jazz band in Morris under John Woell even played this. Why, I believe yours truly was in the trumpet section so I can tell you where the auditorium was. It was the auditorium of our old school which no longer stands. 

Chase's trumpet players were capable singers and they arranged music. The group's instrumental makeup was considered unorthodox. On came G.G. Shinn as vocalist. Del Sarlette and yours truly had the opportunity in 2007 to meet and talk with Shinn at a Chase reunion event in St. Paul. I'm happy to recall that my fellow 1973 Morris High School graduate Mike Eul was at the performance too. Actually I gave Mike the "tip" on this. Mike played trumpet and was quite enamored with Chase back in the day. 

The reunion concert included "alums" of the group who were not on the plane that went down. The group did total justice to Chase's vision and standards The performance was at the Minnesota Music Cafe in St. Paul. "Where the food is great and the music's always cookin.' " 

 

A mega story 

And it might have been a joy all the way around. But there was a major tragedy in the Twin Cities that night. This was when the bridge fell into the Mississippi River. It was a major story but it did not dampen the reunion. Del and I called home upon arrival to assure our family members we were OK. We did not cross the bridge in question. 

Jane Sassenfeld (nee Larson) who was a '73 MHS grad like Mike and I, had some serendipity that may have saved her life. But the musicians in the Chase event seemed totally focused on their music revival mission. This you can sense from the event videos on YouTube. Del, Mike and yours truly were seated just a few feet from the stage. 

Overhead TV screens gave us the live picture of news coverage of the bridge disaster. It commanded all media attention. Of course we couldn't hear anything because of the concert! So you might wonder, was this performance annoyingly loud like (considering the legend) the long-ago event in Morris? Well I would say no. There was a real sense of climax when the group concluded with the hit "Get It On." Talk about cascading trumpets! It was a signature sound, indeed. 

Cover of the first (vinyl) "Chase" album

Why did my generation feel it so important or "cool" to have music set so loud? (This was years before the expression or joke "take it up to eleven," popularized by the faux group "Spinal Tap.") Well, when I was young the capacity of "stereo speakers" to generate high volume depended on the money you were willing to spend. "Loud" speakers with a minimum of "distortion" were a status symbol! You had to spend money and then impress your friends with the loudness. 

Remember the talk about "woofers" and "tweeters?" 

As the years passed we got the "unplugged" movement which was a withdrawal from full-on volume. Music did not have to be loud, it just had to be good. Makes too much sense maybe. I think the advent of CD quality sound meant a lot. Just relax and listen to perfect quality sound and forget about the volume. I remember buying a Paul McCartney "unplugged" CD. 

 

Oh my, "what if?" 

What would Bill Chase have done as the years passed? Jazz fans can get engrossed in the question. He had genius quality. He could not complete his fourth album but others came along to do it for him. Without Bill the album had no meaningful potential. But it was a labor of love, done on principle. Of course we could cry as we wonder how Bill would have packaged it. 

And then, what musical ventures would have lay ahead for him? Death is absolute finality. Just like with John Lennon leaving us. Before him, Buddy Holly and others. Amen to the wisdom of the late John Madden of football: "Just stay on the ground." 

I was up on a small plane just once with a well-known crop-duster guy. I was with our Morris newspaper and I took the short flight with some female pork royalty candidates. So I took a photo to give a little "pub" (publicity). In those days pork royalty was assumed to be female. I do remember the pilot's name: Gary Oleen. Obviously there's a system where the doors are securely locked! 

Remember when our U.S Senator Paul Wellstone and his wife died in a plane crash? I remember being at Quinco Press in Lowry when news of that broke. We can all imagine the horror of the final moments. 

 

Enjoy, don't emulate! 

Bill Chase played the trumpet in a way that you would not encourage for high school kids. The style is often described as "scream trumpet." And who was more famous with this than Maynard Ferguson? Chase played in Ferguson's band for a time in fact. And I heard Maynard and his band at Southwest State in the early '80s. 

I have cited the coincidence of the bridge collapsing on the same night as the Chase reunion concert. Here's another coincidence that goes further back: On the day of the plane crash, Richard Nixon resigned the presidency, August 9, 1974. I was in St. Cloud at the time. 

The 1974 "Pure Music" album included the tune "Run Back to Mama," judged so misogynistic by 2007 standards it was not considered for the reunion concert (according to scuttlebutt I picked up). Society evolves. Which is why, the movie "Revenge of the Nerds" seems to have all but disappeared. But what about the old Native American stereotypes in Western movies? 

 

left to imagine 

What would Bill Chase be doing today? What would John Lennon be doing today? Jim Croce? Time is money for pop musicians - air travel is tempting. We saw the Hank Williams character in the movie "The Last Ride" arrange a risky small plane trip. Plane flew just above a storm. The actor Jesse James played Williams' driver, remember? At the end, Hank bequeathed his Cadillac to the young man. Fred Thompson played Hank's manager.

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

A touching start to this memorial event

"Jurgs"

Priceless how Fr. Schneider began the final rites for Chris Juergensen yesterday (Thursday). Many people including many young people were present for the event at the funeral home. Fr. Schneider started off the ceremony by saying "are there any sports fans here?" "Jurgs" was part of the local sports scene lifelong. His enthusiasm included UMM in a big way. 

It won't be the same with "Jurgs" no longer seen around the community. The time came when he started using a cane. I have noticed that with more and more of my old acquaintances. Knock on wood re. the possibility that time might come for yours truly. My late father never took to using a cane or a walker. People are different. 

It is unfortunate that at age 71 I have to monitor the obituaries regularly. My family came here in 1960 or '61. We did rent a place in Starbuck on Lake Minnewaska for a few months before settling in "Motown." So I remember the "stuffed animals" at the laudromat in Starbuck! We came to these parts because of the historic launching of the U of M-Morris. 

I remember watching basketball at the old "P.E. Annex," no longer standing of course. St. Cloud State had a building like this, "Eastman Hall," which got renovated instead of torn down. I assume you've heard in the news that a substantial portion of the St. Cloud campus is set to be demolished including some buildings that surprise me. I believe they are still waiting for the money. 

Speaking of waiting for the money, is our Congress going to disgorge significant funds for this treacherous "war effort" abroad? The government will always say there are reasons for a war. So the new disgorgement is $200 billion? The Persia interests may have a strategy as they've done before of dragging us into conflicts that damage our economy. Spending $ on the war only drains us. 

Can't everyone agree that it is odd that our president had a major campaign priority of "no new Mideast wars?" If you are a Trump supporter - odds are high that you are, out here in western MN - can't you agree with me that it is odd or even mistaken? I expected our congressperson Michelle Fischbach in her latest email dispatch to emphasize the need to support the war effort. No such mention. 

The Trump people - certainly Fischbach is one - usually sing in unison. 

Sports is an opiate that diverts our attention from such things. It's an opiate to keep us from feeling down because of the daily headaches of life. Of course that's the glass-half-empty assessment. I grew up during Vietnam so I plead with you to understand how I can express such an attitude. 

Trump is profoundly troubling. On so many levels. But compare our current state of affairs to when young men were drafted and sent to Vietnam. We are so fallible as a human species. 

 

SDSU in the NCAAs today (Friday)

Go "Jacks!" 

I just noticed there is a basketball game that we should be paying attention to today (Friday). Today we should all be cheering for the "Jackrabbits." Boy I laughed the first time when hearing that nickname. It was on my car radio. "Jackrabbits" is the nickname for South Dakota State University. 

Institutions like SDSU were considered quite second-tier when I was young, but boy they can be competitive with the big boys today. But I'm not talking boys right now, I'm talking girls. Actually "women" as the SDSU Jackrabbit women of hoops are set to play in the most prestigious college event. It's time for the "NCAAs." 

And SDSU is right in there albeit as a pretty big underdog today. They are seeded 11th and will play No. 6 Washington at 1:30 p.m. Well I'll certainly have fingers crossed for an upset! I am acquainted with a current SDSU student. Campus is in Brookings SD. 

I remember when I was with the Morris newspaper, someone wrote a letter to the editor quite strongly making the point that Brookings was more welcoming to its student population than our UMN-Morris. I am hopeful that the local climate is changing on this front. And I really think it is. 

For much of its history, UMM has not been the most happy place. It has been oddball in certain ways and this has to end. 

 

Bolstering its future (hopefully)

I implore you 

I am overdue in making the following suggestion but I will lay it out: UMM does not need a "student newspaper." The paper through the years has been far more trouble than it is worth. It has done anything but prompt a smile on so many occasions. It is not needed for any "democratic" ideal. 

Student-run publications should not seek the shield of the "First Amendment" for anything they do. If they are not serving a constructive purpose for the campus, they should disappear. A student-run newspaper is run by a group of students who may not be representative of the campus with their outlook or personality. Ax-grinding sometimes arises. 

And it has made wider the cultural gap between the campus and community. If UMM is to survive at all - yes we need to worry - well that gap needs to be tamped down or eliminated. 

The new chancellor in whom I place faith has stressed how he is going to be talking to public school leaders in this part of the state to see how UMM is perceived and how the image can be made more agreeable for kids out here. I already know some of the things he is going to hear. Don't make me spell it all out right now. The kids and their families out here believe in personal modesty and a sense of decorum that departs from what UMM has exuded all along. 

Is there time to make repairs? Well I'm not sure there is. We can hope. I won't say "hope and pray." But if you want, you can pray for the Jackrabbits of SDSU right now! 

It was nice to see Chris Juergensen "Jurgs" get such a nice send-off to heaven on Thursday. We'll never forget the guy.

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

A team that still has "Witts" about them!

Mason Witt ("Voice of Alexandria" image)

Alexandria is up with the "big dogs" now. By that I mean they're in with the state's largest schools in Minnesota's four-class system. 

We're really in prime basketball season now. Many teams have been forced to step aside like our Tigers here in Morris. An undefeated regular season was not enough to get our orange and black to the big show of state. You might say "many are called, few are chosen." 

The MACA boys and girls are done and now they're fans like the rest of us. The boys were stopped by Jackson County Central on Thursday. A stunning outcome for the MACA fan faithful to accept, to be sure. Adding insult to injury, the fans had to make the long trip back from Marshall after the 8 p.m. contest. This with the taste of having lost so fresh. 

Alexandria was the state champion last year in the AAA world. Those schools are relatively big. It must say something about the booming development of Alex that the prepsters are in AAAA. And they are doing quite fine competitively speaking. 

 

Morris ties 

There's a big reason for Morris area fans to show an interest in Alexandria. The "Witt" name remains prominent over there in Cardinal country. Don't y'all remember Jerry Witt as coach of our football team? And his sons as such athletically gifted kids? How can we forget the names Zachary, Forrest and Taylor from years gone by? I remember them as little kids too. 

My, today there's a new generation of Witts turning heads in sports! And yes my hair has turned white. But I'm still doing sportswriting just like I did when the Witts were in Morris. You've heard the lyrics "rock 'n roll is here to stay, it will never die?" You can substitute my name for "rock 'n roll." I think Jerry would laugh about this thought. Jerry played with the UMM football team during that program's 1970s heyday. 

Last year I wrote quite a bit about the Alexandria Cardinals in post-season. I wrote about both the boys and girls. The girls team had Morris connections too. 

 

Touching all bases 

I have been advised that when I write about the athletic genes in the Witt family, I should not overlook the genes provided by Jerry's wife Holly! Actually I never did know her birth/maiden name. Well no problem, fair request. 

Alexandria "Cardinals"

Here's what's going on right now: The Alex boys are in the state tournament thanks to their win at the home gym over Elk River. Yes, not a neutral location. Alex had the top seed, Elk River was No. 3. The Thursday action ended with the Cardinal red triumphant, score of 64-58. So the Cards took the 8-4A title. 

I'm old enough to remember covering some games at the "old" Alex High School. I remember going there to cover the Chokio-Alberta boys. Today C-A has joined in with Morris Area. I think the partnership started when Jerry was still football coach. 

We could have used the C-A boys all through the years. Getting the partnership cemented was a long and pretty arduous process with fits and starts. I remember when C-A tried to set up their own junior varsity basketball schedule when they were not entitled to do that! Oh, and I even remember the short-term pairing of C-A with Clinton-Graceville. The "CACG Thunder." Yes, that registers. 

We have now gotten past small town politics. I got too close to that at times, alas. Could be pretty ugly. I think the state should have moved in and taken charge more often, frankly. Remember how Dawson-Boyd came close to joining the new Lac qui Parle venture? And then they bowed out and ended up being thankful for that? 

Today I am of the view that the MACA programs should just be changed to "Morris" for everyone's convenience. No one should be offended by that. Do you think anyone cares anymore if Cyrus has "town identity?" No. It's a small community that is quiet and safe, just the way people want it. I'm old enough that I covered graduations at Cyrus High School along with some "Panthers" sports events. Oh yes I did. 

There was a period of time when Cyrus was competitive with Morris in basketball! Oh yes it was. And I scratched my head quite a bit. 

 

Distant but striking memory 

I remember publishing a photo of one of the Cyrus Solvie boys with a banner recognizing a career scoring milestone. He was joined in the photo by cheerleaders, everyone all happy, and I thought: "This photo represents a set of wholesome traditional values that the Morris school does not really like." And I assure you, my judgment on this was totally on the nose. 

Eventually we got more accountability for the Morris school. A struggle had to happen first. We had to overcome the avant garde "academic" crowd of Morris. The positive forces eventually won. And who would be against that? Well, mostly a group of teachers/employees within the system that were self-interested and entitled-feeling. They had bought into the avant garde stuff when it was in vogue in the 1970s. The crazy 1970s. 

 

Mason Witt's hot hand 

Mason Witt and Talan Witt play for the Alexandria Cardinals. Not brothers, rather they're cousins. Mason hit a deep 3-pointer to start Alex's scoring on Thursday. This was the first of four straight 3's that he hit. Talan made a layup as part of a 10-2 run by the Cards. 

Elk River kept the game close. Alexandria was triumphant in the end.  More headlines coming for the Alex boys now. Their luster remains bright in the Class AAAA firmament. Our MACA boys are AA. 

A check of the Alex roster shows the name "Scholl" as in Blake Scholl, another Morris connection. Blake is the son of Heather (nee) Lucken and grandson of Bev Kieffer who was known as Bev Lucken when in Morris. Bev was on the school board. She had to deal with some of the unpleasantness as Morris got certain things straightened out. We're talking approximately the year 1988. Our high school principal took over as chief sportswriter for the Morris newspaper. If that sounds strange to you, well it was strange. The school needed a real PR person. And I've never been a PR person. I am a Watergate era writer. 

 

Mason Witt is a captain of the Cards. He became the school's all-time leading scorer midway through this season. Is the "Witt" name German? Those people are competitive by nature as we saw in World War Two.

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

Crowded restaurant shows things going well

More new snow on the ground this morning (Wednesday). It's biscuits and gravy morning at DeToy's Restaurant and I had mine. It was also a day for the Missouri Synod Lutherans to gather there in the dining room. Seems like a weekly thing. 

Wow, I was impressed by the land office business being done at DeToy's this morning. It would appear quite the positive indication for the Morris economy. Are we really a refuge from all the "Gotham City" problems of the big city now? Well it would appear so. And we have chosen Republican politicians to lead us including the guy at the top. The guy elected to keep us out of new Mideast wars. 

Now that he has gone totally against that credo, and just kept America up to the norm, are his followers having second thoughts about him? Frankly I wouldn't want to bring up the subject with the morning male patrons of DeToy's. Man, if our friend Dean Monson was still alive, I'm quite certain we'd hear no skeptical word from him. Not about Trump or the Republicans. 

And we have a real full-fledger on the Republican side of the ledger with our congressperson. That's Michelle Fischbach. So loyal, even though Trump has shown a pattern of disrespecting women. Well, he was found responsible in a legitimate legal proceeding for committing sexual assault. And Judge Kaplan has suggested that Trump escaped the most serious judgment of "rape" only on a technicality in New York state law. It was rape. Now it only seems like a "process" story in the news - the term that journos and pols use to describe a passing story, one that blows over. Rape. 

The killing of so many by a U.S. Tomahawk missile in Iran that struck a girls school. Looks like another "process" story. Let DJT try to minimize it or mislead us by saying it was the work of Iran. It obviously was not. And we just sit out here in West Central Minnesota and take it. 

 

Changed impressions

So many things are going well for us compared to the situation in the big cities like our Twin Cities. When I was young the big cities were "cool" and the small towns were backward and shallow. It is certainly nice that our small communities have been lifted up - a real blessing. But why can't more of us be enlightened on the big picture stuff? 

Why do we file into church pews on Sunday with determination to affirm Trump and Republicans as our nation's leaders and example-setters? Historically speaking, the guy who was really responsible for this was Jerry Falwell. 

 

Ahem. . .

At this point in this post I shall change the subject. In saying that I expect people to applaud like when Ed McMahon used to say "I hold in my hand the last envelope." You do remember "Carnac the Magnificent" maybe? I'm age 71 and such memories remain well-ensconced in my head. Like of Bob Uecker saying "I must be in the front row." A Miller Lite commercial of course from the days when social drinking was quite accepted. 

 

Basketball euphoria here 

As I write this it is mid-March. A blend of good and sad news is the backdrop as it always is. Right now we have the local "mania" of a fantastic high school basketball team. Many of us are pretty consumed by this. 

For many of us it really has no connection to our lives. I remember when I was with the Morris paper and we had a consultant visit us. I saw part of his final report and he cautioned us on paying so much attention to high school sports. He cautioned "the interest is limited." You know, I suspected that all along. Seems like it's just part of small community culture to have a local newspaper that amplifies youth sports out of proportion. 

The people who are relatively uninterested do not assert themselves to the newspaper. But, the ones who are hugely interested? Emotionally interested? My God these people assert themselves until hell won't have it. The papers cannot ignore the loudest voices. Let's just make that our little secret. 

Nevertheless, we really truly want the MACA boys basketball team to do well on Thursday. I should emphasize "Thursday night." Indeed, it's a night game set to start at 8 p.m. My God, and the folks are going to have to drive home from Marshall after the game. Please consider checking into a motel instead. 

The fans don't even have the ease of using an Interstate highway. I remember driving to Mankato one year for the state softball tournament and I had to have a road map on the seat next to me. 

Seriously, be careful everyone. Don't rely on "No-Doz" if that product still exists. Steve Sack the great Star Tribune cartoonist liked to work in "No-Doz" with some of his panels. I got to meet Steve when he was a student at the U of M-Twin Cities. 

Our Tigers are going to play Jackson County Central. Having researched the JCC Huskies, looks like they are a team capable of doing damage. 

 

Chris Juergensen

Chris Juergensen RIP 

A note of sadness for fans of the Tigers and Cougars now: the passing of Chris Juergensen. "Juergs." Man, I talked with him 2-3 times in the recent past at the concourse level of the P.E. Center during Cougar basketball. Was stunned to learn he had left us. He was always a reliable fan of youth sports in Morris. 

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has had the thought that it would be nice if Cougar basketball players could be present for his final rites. 

It's hard to feel cheer about the kind of weather that marks St. Patrick's Day. Nature has not yet awoken. Everything is brown. I was discussing this with Sharon Martin out along the biking/talking trail a couple days ago. Sharon was babysitting the Rambows' dog and the dog accompanied her. She let him loose to come and greet yours truly. I was already acquainted with the dog. The Rambows used to be my neighbors up on Northridge Drive. We're out by the soils lab. "Semi-rural." 

Sharon runs the bakery at Willie's these days. The Iran war will have the effect of rising grocery prices and actually prices of everything. But can I get the Trump supporters to back off on their devotion to Trump? No way. 

Blasphemy IMHO

On Easter all the "Christians" will be flocking to their churches not only out of devotion to Christ and the gospel, but to Donald Trump. It's the way it is. I will condemn the USA for what we have done in Iran. Jesus would condemn us too. You all are lemmings.

 

Addendum: Re. the Missouri Synod Lutherans, is it true that they can only take communion in a Missouri Synod church and in no others? And you wonder why young people get alienated by organized religion? 

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com 

News and weather on day of big Tiger game

Still standing after all these years: the Drudge Report. Maybe you don't remember how this journalistic enterprise really found its footing because of Clinton/Lewinsky. 

Clinton/Lewinsky? You remember, right? Ah how time passes by. 

I have read recently that young people just want to moan when the Clintons surface in the news for any reason. It's all "old news" in their minds. So Hillary testified just recently. And for the record, she (and her fellow attorneys) performed masterfully to obliterate what the Jim Jordan types wanted to do. Or I guess James Comer, the wind-up toy that seeks to attack the Dems as his raison d'etre. That's "raison" with an "o." It is not a breakfast cereal. 

People in media have to be fascinated by the sheer staying power of the Drudge Report. Adding to this fascination is how the site's appearance has not changed through the years and is so beautifully simple. That's because really solid journalism can "sell itself." 

We are used to seeing media websites go through cosmetic changes - what they'd call upgrades - in a shallow effort. Or with newspapers the godawful "re-design" as we saw touted here in Morris when the newspaper was under Forum Communications ownership. The Forum is a very shallow company that will chase any "trend" that pops up. They chased after this stuff until they pulled up stakes and left Morris. Hey, wasn't the "re-design" good enough? 

Very well-grounded legend has it that the Forum was going to close the Morris paper. I got that background from a very well-placed source or friend. A new owner did come upon the scene. Wearing a hero's mantle I guess. Perhaps wearing a cape. Small towns are  notable for how they can anoint heroes (and proclaim villains). 

The Forum would have been proclaimed a villain but they weren't even around anymore. You knaves, they are just a typical Machiavellian enterprise. They shed yours truly at one time. It was in 2006. But of course we learn about the decline spasms of print media all the time. Maybe not disappearing but certainly consolidating. And is it toward true betterment? 

 

News on the Tigers 

How up-to-date is the Morris paper's coverage of our boys basketball team right now? It is Saturday as we deal with a new onslaught of weather that has no redeeming qualities. I'll bet the highways have an uneven surface - not pleasant to deal with. 

And on this day the Tiger faithful will have to travel to Marshall, quite far to the south of here. And we're playing Minnewaska Area. It's a fur piece for the 'Waska fans to travel too. Oh, my kingdom to see this game played at the UMM P.E. Center in Morris! A win-win for everyone. But, the setup is arranged long in advance, and high-level tournament games have been set for Southwest State of Marshall for a long time now. 

Sorry, I cannot claim to have ever attended a sports event at SSU. I did attend a music concert there once: Maynard Ferguson in the early 1980s, packed house, super night. 

 

Query 

I have wondered how many Morris fans actually attend the games at SSU this time of year. I doubt that we see the kind of mass turnout that I remember so well from when our UMM was a hub for this. 

Oh, I remember so well during the Kevin Loge days when the Concordia Fieldhouse was really jammed with fans. And I loved the Polish sausage served at the place! Sorry but I don't really know the level of fan turnout today for the same events. 

A friend of mine did offer something on this: he said that parents nowadays are divided into so many activities, we're less likely to see the mass turnout. That sounds very valid. 

Do I miss the "old days?" Let me say that I do miss the greater number of tournament games played right here in Morris at UMM. The big change happened, as I recall, when the big shift was made to the 4-class system for basketball. At that time, we saw the introduction of the terms "sub-section" and "section" to replace "district" and "region." 

 

Some hazard? 

I am concerned about the long trips fans have to make, especially when the games are at night. Really, someone could get in an accident because of getting drowsy at the wheel. I shudder as I worry about this. But today (Saturday) the starting time is in the afternoon for the Tigers' tournament game against Minnewaska Area. 

Frankly the Tigers look like the prohibitive favorite. Sometimes I think the travel is a dubious thing when the outcome of a game would appear obvious. This can happen when No. 1 seed plays No. 8. In hockey this can actually get sad. I remember when MACA basketball was the No. 1 seed hosting Paynesville the No. 8 and we lost! As the great Chris Berman of ESPN is known to say, "that's why they play the game." Coach Mark Torgerson survived that embarrassment as coach. 

Today there is a different Torgerson with the reins as coach. And my goodness, the Tigers are undefeated! Well, have a good time at the game today you all. You had better drive carefully. 

 

O captain, my captain

Now, let's take a look at the Drudge Report on this dreary yucky Saturday. Here's a link to an article that starts out: "Donald Trump is alleged to have sexually assaulted a woman while she was a minor." 

The legal record already shows that Trump engaged in sexual assault vs. E. Jean Carroll. We have chosen this man as our president.

Remember when we were supposed to have some concern about Ronald Reagan because he had been divorced? Many of us should now wonder if Trump is the biggest douchebag of a human being we've ever seen. But so many "Christians" hold him up like he's deity.

 

- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com