I enjoyed watching the UMM women's basketball team defeat University of Northwestern on Saturday. Score was 81-69. Cougars have 9-12 record. Maddy Grove and Grace Perry co-led in points with 24. Shelby Mortenson scored ten points and Brooke Ver Steeg eight.
It took 20 years for me to realize I should attend an occasional UMM sports event as a "fan." And of course, "why not?"
For much of my life, if I was present at all for these entertainments, it was because I was intending to do some media work. It became a tragic story when we had the goalpost incident in 2005. 2005? Man, the years have really rolled by since then. They have rolled by since my departure from the Morris paper in 2006. Yes, a few months after the goalpost incident.
It's not as if anyone was going to sit me down and "fire" me. So often such things do not happen like that. You know what I mean by that, right? Well, I did have a career of 27 years. These days with so much idle time, I reflect on all that even though it would be in my best interests not to.
At no point was I ever expected to cover UMM sports comprehensively or consistently. Nevertheless I delivered a pretty heavy quantity of stuff. Mostly this was pre-Internet age, pre-digital. UMM did not even have a true "sports information" department. They had guys with the title "SID" but it was in name only. I'm sure that the UMM athletic director at the time would not dispute my description. So the point is not to point fingers. The truth is just that it was "different times."
Having any kind of real PR department was not a UMM priority for a long time. Oh, I remember a statement attributed to Provost Imholte to the effect "that's the first thing I'll cut." This would not surprise me and I'm not even intending to be critical.
Woodward/Bernstein didn't do this
My job was in communications whether you approved of my work or not. Do you realize how much time I spent each week visiting car dealers and taking photos of cars? I even did that on Wednesday afternoon when I should have spent all my time wrapping up my news department obligations for the Thursday paper. It has gotten lost in time but we put out a paper on Tuesday and Thursday. And for many years I wrote sports for the Hancock newspaper, "when Hancock had a paper," I might add.
So many changes, eras coming and going. The Internet changed everything. And the change did not happen overnight. The reporting from UMM on sports and other things went through a "nascent" stage. Oh, remember "web 1.0?" That was the caveman painting phase. We were all excited about simple "websites" that were quite static like they were billboards. It seemed like the cat's pajamas.
Defenders of the old print media or "legacy" media liked to point out how "not everyone is online." They would suggest grandma and grandpa. But of course it is quite assumed today that everyone uses the 'net.
Look how sharp the sports reporting is on UMM's own website. I'm sure the growing pains with this were difficult at times. I suspect it started out with one guy expected to do all the work. Brian Curtis? I heard reports that Curtis was feeling overwhelmed by his workload. And I would add: overwhelmed too by the expectation of perfection. I dealt with that myself. To be honest, the memories that float through my mind these days have become like nightmares.
The old Morris Sun Tribune took criticism but we still had a pretty entrenched position in the local news/sports ecosystem. Basically, I just plugged away. The UMM coach with whom I worked most closely was Perry Ford. Unforgettable guy. And I should have known it would be just a matter of time before cries would be heard about how women's basketball deserved the same attention. Which it most certainly did. But of course our space was limited in the paper.
And we heard loud demands and complaints from the emotional high school sports constituencies. I had an internal problem to deal with at the Morris paper. This was advocacy for the Cyrus and Hancock programs. Actually Cyrus and Hancock were together for a time in sports, actually called "Cyrus-Hancock." Don't ask me in what years that was in effect. It becomes hard to remember details the older you get. I turned age 71 on Jan. 28.
Speaking of which, now that I am attending UMM basketball as a fan, man, us older folks really have to be careful going up and down the bleachers at the P.E. Center! The Cougar Sports Center? There's no way handrails could be installed there. I have come close to losing my balance a couple times. I think a physician would say that senior citizens must exercise "situational awareness."
Lean forward, stay in one piece!
I decided that when going up the bleachers, try to lean forward because falling forward would be much easier to handle than falling backward.
UMM has had a pep band on occasion this winter. I commend the effort. Frankly it is pretty rag-tag at the present time. I can think of some past UMM music faculty who would say that a rag-tag band does not reflect well on the music department. This band does not venture to play the National Anthem. They still use a recording.
A grudging gesture
I do not have my heart in standing for the Anthem and to look at the flag. Wish I could skip it. But why bother making a protest gesture? People would get upset at me. Right now Americans are putting up with a president who puts forward the image of the Obamas as apes. We just move on as if this was a passing distraction. And there are so many other reasons to push for the impeachment of the president. We can read accounts all day that should prompt outrage. There's a flurry or fuss in the media, then the status quo returns.
Morris is in the heart of bright red Trump country. The people are probably applauding the Obamas/apes imagery. Me? I am of no mind to even stand for the National Anthem. But I do anyway. No point in having to risk vicious insults full of foul language being directed at me. Plenty of Morris people would talk that way, even people in the supposed prestige professions. Nobody cares much. In Morris, your reputation is determined by who your friends are.
A rural town of about 5000 population might be the perfect example of a "clique-y" community. I guess you should know what side your bread is buttered on, and I have not always followed that dictum. I guess I object to ICE. I am pro-Palestinian. What is to become of me? My saving grace, I guess, is to have contributed generously to the University of Minnesota Foundation. Is this sufficient protection? It may not be.
Ashamed of churches
I write this on a Sunday morning. Our churches will be full of the Trump supporters. This too shall pass? I can only pray. But I will not pray in a Christian church in this time of Trump, MAGA and the Obamas/apes imagery.
Below: Let's not forget music at our UMN-Morris!
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com














