You might say the WNBA All-Star Game is the marker for the slowest point of the summer. That's what we're in now, right? The time leading up to our county fair? As we all anticipate getting the wrestling French fries?
You could hardly find a more obscure event than the WNBA All-Star Game in the days before this girl named Caitlin Clark came along. She's a young woman now, age 23. Oh to be young again.
The value of the All-Star Game tickets went down quite a bit because of the young lady being hurt. To remind: the All-Star Game was yesterday (Saturday). Does anybody really care who wins or loses an all-star game? I felt rather annoyed by the hype leading up to the All-Star Game because I would have preferred the regular schedule keep going. To continue following the Indiana Fever or maybe the Lynx if you're Minnesotan.
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The "caracal" cat |
Benson has limped along quite embarrassingly with a nickname/logo that began appearing dated a long time ago. I don't think they would have gotten away with this in the Twin Cities. The "big city" is too hip. Too hip to stick with "Braves" which as we speak is still being used by those rubes in Benson. Hey, I grew up when Benson and Morris were intense rivals, so I can engage in a little putdown talk.
Does Benson still have that Dairy Queen as you enter the town coming from Clontarf? Does Benson have any other attributes worth mentioning? Oh heavens I can think of one immediately: their high school band director Brock Duncan. I wrote in the Morris paper many years ago that Duncan did an excellent job preparing his band to play the opposing school's "fight song" for home athletic events.
It's one thing to play "On Wisconsin" but it's another to play the MACA song because our song is totally unique. It's my understanding that it was written by our long-ago band director Bob Schaefer. Schaefer took on legendary status in our town's historical annals because of how he built up our high school marching band. Yes it was awesome. How times change: as the '70s drew to a close it was apparent that "marching band" would be too difficult a sell. It went from being a real institution in Morris to no longer existing.
By the same token our Prairie Pioneer Days summer celebration in Morris went from being a truly huge deal to disappearing! Lordy.
I told the guys at Caribou Coffee this a.m. (Sunday) that I used to consider the time between Prairie Pioneer Days and the fair to be the slowest for our community. I brought it up because one of the guys said the atmosphere at Willie's seemed slow. Yes indeed it is late July. A group of guys who are mostly associated with the Apostolic Church assembles at the Willie's Cafe on Sunday morning. And thank God we have Caribou as a source of refreshments and even some hot food.
I will again quote my main contact person at UMN-Morris, Erin, who said "I think the town could use another restaurant." To repeat: Morris is doing fine with high-end restaurants. We don't need another one of those, you know, a place that commits highway robbery for what they charge you.
I wax nostalgic for the "Del Monico Cafe" on main street. It was where the old Thrifty White is. When you stepped down the "ramp" there you were entering the old Del Monico space.
So we're in the lazy days of summer and noticing a few headlines about women's pro basketball. The All-Star Game Saturday night with its 3-point shooting contest. Won by "Sabrina" with the foreign-sounding last name. I submitted a comment to Yahoo! News wondering why Sabrina is not as famous as Caitlin Clark.
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Sabrina Ionescu of the "Liberty" |
That's the whole deal: people all over the U.S. have just felt captivated by her. Yes it seems unfair because there is so much other talent out there. "Sabrina" has the foreign-sounding last name so maybe that's an impediment for her. But "Sabrina" is a really cool first name! I can overlook her last name. And she plays for the ultimate big market team: New York City, the "Liberty." She and Breanna Stewart ("Stewie") should be household names. Hasn't happened yet.
Look out, baseball
But I do think women's pro basketball has significant potential. I think it has potential to knock Major League Baseball down a few notches. Baseball is boring. "Analytics" has tarnished the sport. Maybe there's just too much money in it. Too much money causes the game to be over-analyzed. And that makes it too predictable.
Basketball in comparison to baseball is of course so fast-moving and with constant scoring. The drama is frequent with close games that can be decided by a shot at the end. I am eagerly awaiting the second half of the league season. Also, eagerly awaiting the wrestling French fries at the county fair!
The "Benson Caracals?" Well, alliteration might be better, as with "Benson Bobcats." First the state has to come up with the money.
- Brian Williams - morris mn minnesota - bwilly73@yahoo.com